• Me: *flirting with cashier at Old Navy*
  • Me: when I leave, don't be surprised if the alarm goes off, because I just stole your heart.
  • Me: *leaves, alarm goes off*
  • Me: *with a sly smile* see? told ya.
  • Cashier: i need to check your bag. come back here.
  • Me: no.
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books-and-orgasms:

A man is banned from donating blood even though he’s had sex with only one man since 1970-something and knows for a fact (and can prove) that he does not have any sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDS.

A man is instantly given the chance to donate blood even though he’s had unprotected sex with more women than he can remember because he’s straight and there’s no way putting a penis in a vagina would ever result in sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDS.

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deep thinking
  • me: *suddenly remembers all my flaws and shortcomings as a human being late at night*
  • me: *jacks off*
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hate:

is it bad that i secretly want to be hit by a car all the time

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"Nobody has ever left me just once. They always come back to see how their absence dulled the vibrance in my eyes before disappearing again." — (via pukin)

(Source: acutelesbian)


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commit22morrow:

siren-lullabies:

shiverest:

nope-lifer:

Anxiety is wanting to ask your partner a million questions as to why they’re with you, why they say they care about you, and so on.

Depression is not thinking you’re worth enough to even ask those questions, let alone be with them.

and having both of them is the definition of hell

Literally this though

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lmsunshine94:

mishisaurus:

WHY IS EQUALITY SO FUCKING HARD TO GRASP

LIKE  I AM A PERSON

YOU ARE A PERSON

WE ARE EQUAL

THAT IS NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND 

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"The unhappiest people in this world are those who care the most about what other people think." — C. JoyBell C. (via peachbliss)
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"I want to be the one you first think about when you’re sipping your morning cup of coffee. I want to be the one that pops in your head during the afternoon while you’re busy doing work. I want to be the one last thought before you fall asleep and the one that you mindlessly wonder about when you can’t seem to sleep." — (I just want to cross your mind)
Like you do mine. (via fragmentallygirl)
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"I could watch you
For a thousand minutes
And never be bored
I could dance with you
For a thousand hours
And never miss a beat
I could love you
For eternity
And never stop" — 12:25am (via a-young-wolf)

(Source: ayoungwolf)


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